oooOH MY GOD
"Are you kidding me?"
“No, im adulting you”
he’s the one they warn us about in math problems
the funniest thing is that the tattoo actually reads “part of an asshole race”
more accurate is “Member of asshole race”
I’m so hot… 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit to be exact
hey u know what’s cool? being mexican
99% of people won’t reblog this because they think it’ll make their blog look as shitty as their heart.
Reblogging because I care, not because of the guilt trip ^
Same as above.
I think it’s good tumblr is being used to raise money for someone with a disability =).
How to ruin your children’s porn step 1
That’s parenting done right
oh my god
obama means family
no it doesnt
obama means nobody gets left behind
do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?
Just swagged on everyone.
ok, I see you Charlie, even though you got on plaid bermuda shorts